Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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