I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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