watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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