is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He better not be in your backpack
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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