Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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