I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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