Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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