Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
They are going to name an STD after you.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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