Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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