3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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