i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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