Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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