Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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