Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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