Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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