: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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