I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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