Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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