that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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