i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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