So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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