i don't plan on having that self control this summer
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
