Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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