fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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