Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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