by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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