so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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