people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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