I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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