I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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