Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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