Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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