My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i came on her dog
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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