I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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