i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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