I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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