Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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