U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm bleeding and have questions
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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