At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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