I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
