that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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