just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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