you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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