Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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