I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
