It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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