She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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