id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
handjob tips. give me some.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
40s are totally the cure
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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