mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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