it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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