READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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